What is our story?

The story behind the film

It all came from Brandy’s deviant mind.

While hearing the green eggs and ham book…

My mind went to fucking in all the places that Sam was suggesting. I told Mr. STX that we need to make a film of it and the ideas started coming from there.
It was changed to Suck and Fuck and then Sam became Horny Chuck. When I found out there would be 2 dominatrixes, they became Horny and Chuck. Next, the “casting couch” idea was formed and in telling other people the idea, Mr. Tuesday suggested that there should be a train ran on the train.
I started advertising and telling everyone I knew about the film and soon I had volunteers of every sort.
Some of the actors had very tight schedules, so we scheduled the main shoot for months in advance so everyone could make it. Originally, there were 8 actors that wanted to be in the film on the “casting couch” and in the train on a train scene but as the date came closer, all dropped out except one.
I went shopping for the felt to make the hats, bought a green screen and couches and the rest…. well, it’s history.

Frequently Asked Questions

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When did you get this idea?

The idea started to form in 2023 when I started my OnlyFans. I’m constantly trying to invent new things to do and I’ve always wanted to do an actual “porn.”

Where did you find the other actors?

GoddessBB is a personal friend and she jumped on the chance to help. Bowden contacted me through a post on a Facebook group where I presented the idea and asked of anyone would like to join me in the adventure. Rosy is his partner and was soon committed to joining.

Where did you get the hats?

I made them! My mom taught me to sew when I was little and while I can’t do anything fancy, I can sew basic things. I have my own sewing machine. I bought the felt and sewed 7 hats in July 2025.

How do you know the others that helped?

They’re all personal friends of mine from different social groups.

Who rewrote the poem to be suck and fuck?

Me! lol

I heard there was an alternate title originally?

It was originally “Black Balls and Spam” but neither of the 2 black guys that I asked were available that day.

Do you have a copy of the script?

I am Horny (points to herself),

Chuck (points to herself)

Horny, Chuck
Horny, Chuck!
I do not like them – Horny, Chuck! (Addressing both women)

Do you like to suck and fuck?

I do not like to, Horny, Chuck.
I do not like to suck and fuck.

Could she suck you here or there? (Pointing to Brandy)

She could not suck me here or there.
She could not suck me anywhere.
I do not like to suck and fuck.
I do not like to, Horny, Chuck.

Would you fuck her in a house?
Would you fuck her with a mouse?

I would not fuck her in a house.
I would not fuck her with a mouse.
She could not suck me here or there.
She could not suck me anywhere.
I do not like to suck and fuck.
I do not like to, Horny, Chuck.

Could she suck you in a box?
Could she suck you with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
She could not suck me here or there
She could not suck me anywhere.
I do not like to suck and fuck.
I do not like to, Horny, Chuck.

Would you? Could you? In a car?
Fuck her! Fuck her! In a car!

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like to. You will see.
You may like to in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
She cannot suck me in a box.
She cannot suck me with a fox.
I would not fuck her in a house.
I would not fuck her with a mouse.
She could not suck me here or there.
She could not suck me anywhere.
I do not like to suck and fuck.
I do not like to, Horny, Chuck.

Could she suck you with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!

Could she suck you on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
Not in a tree, not in a car.
Not too near, not too far.
She cannot suck me in a box.
She cannot suck me with a fox.
I would not fuck her in a house.
I would not fuck her with a mouse.
She could not suck me here or there.
She could not suck me anywhere.
I do not like to suck and fuck.
I do not like to, Horny, Chuck.

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Could you, could you, in the dark?

Not in the dark.
Not in a car.
Not in a tree.
Chuck, let me be.
I would not ever on a boat.
I would not ever with a goat.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
She could not suck me here or there.
She could not suck me anywhere.
I do not like to suck and fuck.
I do not like to, Horny, Chuck.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain

I bet you’d fuck her on a train…..

(Fade to train scene)
You do not like to, so you say.
Try it! Try it! And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.

Chuck! If you will let me be,
I will try it. You will see.

(Guy enters Brandy)
Say! I like to suck and fuck!
I do! I like to, Horny, Chuck!
And I will fuck her on this train!
And in the dark. And in the rain.
She can suck me in a box.
She can suck me with a fox.
And I would fuck her in a tree.
And in a car, come see, come see!
She can suck me on a boat.
She can suck me with a goat.
I will fuck her in a house.
I will fuck her with a mouse.
She can suck me here and there.
Say! She can suck me anywhere!
I do so like to suck and fuck!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Horny Chuck!

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